You're problably wondering "What the heck? Where the heck am I?! Oh man, I can't be in heck I'm gonna miss my d*mn train!!".
Well too bad you already missed it and that's entirely your fault.
You knew you couldn't say the d-word but said it anyway! And now what?! You've just arrived and the property prices already decreased!!? HOW CAN YOU BE SO WORTHLESS?
Anyways, here's how you can get out of this goshdarn freakin' place:
No.. you know what, get out. Ever since you've been here (26 seconds ago) this place sucks and even worse, it makes me no money because nobody wants to live near a freaking (no cursing remember) parasite (that's you!).
Now get out of here, no one wants you to stay anyways.